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Good Morning Modellian,

Glad to hear that you are alive and breathing, albeit busy and on your way to being a literary superstar. When you do, don’t forget the little people? Also, you need an editor because you have a typo in your last post. Don’t worry– I’ll fix it. Because that’s what friends do.

Also in your absence, it’s looking like I’ll now have to subject our readers to Bach recaps and musings about what it’s like to rewatch the entire series of Friends in a weekend. I am also busy conducting unnecessary research on Limp Bizkit, and I have you to thank for that.

Best of luck and write your ass off.

Warmly,
Me

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