Camp Champ

Dear Model-lizer, Did I tell you about my recent foray at camp? Like summer camp? Like I went to one? Like a real one? In the woods? One with cabins and a lake and a Choose Your Adventure path to go to the bathroom? Did you know that bathrooms at camp are actually just more […]

Camp Champ

Dear Model-lizer, Did I tell you about my recent foray at camp? Like summer camp? Like I went to one? Like a real one? In the woods? One with cabins and a lake and a Choose Your Adventure path to go to the bathroom? Did you know that bathrooms at camp are actually just more […]

The Vacation

Ti Kanis Modellara, I know that you are holding the blog hostage until I tell you about my vacation. I’ve been thinking a lot about it and I’m having a really hard time quantifying a painfully amazing time away. I don’t want this to become an effusive, gushing ode to Greece, particularly because I don’t […]

Meetcute

Dear Modsky, I’m going to ignore the fact that I have been explicably absent the last few weeks. Blame it on summertime and binge drinking and male distractions and lack of AC in my apartment (still) and (self-diagnosed) attention deficit disorder (I am technically a licensed mental health professional in the state of New York) […]

The Staycation

Ghost, It’s that time of year—when I use my many saved vacation days for New York Comic Con (you better believe I will be telling you all about that come October), various weddings (like the one I just went to in Montauk, which I may or may not tell you about depending on whether I […]